My Lawsuit to whoever Controls The Weather

I promised you guys a lawsuit, right? Here it is! WE NEED SNOW!
Dear Person/Thing that controls weather,
I am hereby filing a complaint against the weather, and I am also prepared to sue, so you’d better get out your checkbook if you decide to ignore this. I will cover why

AAAUGH! IT’S DECEMBER ALREADY!

December just snuck up on us! I so didn’t see it coming. November was so slow, it felt as though it would never end, but it did, finally. Now that it really is December, it just doesn’t feel like