Okay so today is St. Patricks day, and so sue me, i didnt wear green. everyones trying to pinch me, so i had to try out a self defense tactic to protect myself from wannabe pinchers, a hardcover book. trust me, it works. I hope that i left a few bruises on the crowd of pinchers. also, another good tactic is kicking. it sure clears people away fast! My advice is to be ready to kick or hit with a book, especially if you are like me, always misunderstood. If people call you violent, ignore them, they obviously have no idea what its like to have people try and pinch them. anyway,bye!
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OMG this is like one of my fave posts. then again, i wrote it myself!